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Facebook status updates I’ll never post:

badannie is massively depressed.
badannie needs a pity fuck. anyone? no, not you. and not you. anyone else?
badannie is fat and lonely and can’t get off the couch today.
badannie hates her fucking job.
badannie doesn’t want to do this any more.
badannie wants to blame other people for her current emotional state.
badannie has started smoking again because she can’t think of anything else self-destructive to do.
badannie spent her 44th birthday alone with a takeout pizza and cried herself to sleep.
badannie cried her self to sleep — again.
badannie’s had a very bad year.