oh and

I didn’t get my period. I spotted, a week early, and then when the time came, nothing. I’m not worried about being pregnant, I’ve been pregnant before and boy howdy there’s no mistaking it. No, I’m worried that even though last month was a bloodbath and I’ve had no other symptoms, maybe this is menopause. I’m probably over-reacting. Can I really be menopausal and still be fucking 25 yr olds? (oh god I didn’t know he was 25. I knew he was young, but 25? I’m so sorry. at least booty boy is over 30, and ex-boy is about to be…)